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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
missviolaspelling
Pinned Post gofundme boost signal boost medical if you can't donated is really appropriate it if you could share and tag anyone who might be able to get this to a larger audience
peopleforreference
getintherobot

“there’s no evidence this character wears sock garters and shirt stays” nothing admissible in court no but circumstantially yes and the circumstances are he’s fancy and theyre sexy

getintherobot

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like hello???????? HELLO????????

antique-scarecrow

*does a brief scroll through the tags like an environmentalist dipping litmus paper into water samples to check the health of local ecosystems*

missviola-arts
missviola-arts

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Jesus, has it really been a year since I've posted here?? I'm sorry for vanishing like that!

Couple of life updates!

I got an amazing job in the field of organ donation last November, but currently I'm taking a small break from recovery and I'll be taking tissue from our branch to our main office on weekdays.

I also got a dog in January. She's a mini aussie, and she's just turned 8 months old. She's precious, and she keeps ripping up my carpet.

Additionally, we welcomed my first niece into the world last July. I can't believe she's already a year old. Time is wild.

I've had a couple of surgeries since I last posted, the biggest of which was spinal surgery to improve my quality of life. It was really a game changer. I still have some pain, but it pales in comparison to the agony I was living with constantly before.

Needless to say, I've been busy af. I won't make any promises to upload more frequently, but I do want to at least make an attempt to get back to drawing more when I can make the time! Finger crossed I see you all again before August 2024.

nocakeno
bulletsgirl

if tumblr ever starts forcing us to censor kill and die and murder and fuck and cunt and fag i’m deleting my account and starting an email chain with the mutuals

lowresolutioncryptid

Wait I just thought about it and it might be cute to bring back wholesome church camp swear-swaps like frick,heck, jeez, mothertrucker. Sometimes the way ppl post we might need a lil. Swear jar,,

bulletsgirl

absolutely fucking not.

repair-bear

I still use "heck" depending on the context. "Heckin cute" just sounds more wholesome than "Fucking cute". It's all in the tone.

curiositykilledthehermit

Also it's sometimes so much funnier to use non swears.

I still think about that scene from Night In The Woods where (spoilers) Mae has a near death experience and a mascot shark in the darkness says "You've been Danged to Heck" and laugh about it.

orc-apologist

You're all missing the point luvs 💚 peace and love

allegedly-human

"No guys don't worry getting censored is like, soooooo fun we can have sleepover activities like making up words that are less impactful to not upset advertisers " SHUT the fuck up please